i laugh at mistakes, so sorry if i laugh at you.

bachik:

i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing
(via moonlight-sadnesss)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

animalics:

With a good friend, you’re never bore-d!

animalics:

With a good friend, you’re never bore-d!

hirxeth:

FUCKING WAIT